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(From the May/June 2002 issue of Every Thought Captive)
Top Ten Things
Not to Say When
Your Wife is in Labor
by R.C. Sproul Jr.
10. Hey, what's on ESPN?
9. You don't mind if I smoke, do you, dear?
8. Did you know Katie has her babies at home?
7. I can't wait for you to have the baby, so you'll be skinny
again.
6. What's a five-letter word, meaning work, with a b
for the third letter?
5. Man, I love burgers from Wendy's. How are your ice chips?
4. I need to call the office for a phone meeting.
3. Do you have any idea how much an epidural costs?!?
2. Man, eighteen hours so far. I need a nap. Wake me if
anything important happens.
1. Remember the last time, how much it hurt right there
at the end?
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